“The Great Wallpaper conspiracy.”
*This post may contain spoilers.*
Just remember, you left us cliffhanging by the pool.
Dear Sherlock, when you are bored your mind scratches itself raw!
And the trouble you get into…
...For instance, that woman, whatshername, looking magnificently retro-burlesque in some sort of early-twenty-century-style peignoir in Slytherin green. Absolutely stunning although, and btw, we adored THE WALLPAPER! If only the one woman antagonist we're likely to see wasn't a dominatrix, no matter how well written.
Poor darling Inspector Lestrade suffering from wallpaper and texting overload.
Draw your own conclusions, friends. What is the meaning of the Great Wallpaper Conspiracy? Is it merely that the person who does set design for BBC Sherlock has a share in Timorous Beasties? Is it a throwback to the Victorian aesthetic? Or have you, like me, stopped thinking about Sherlock and started thinking about how awesome it is when clothes look like upholstery? Hmm, I wonder whether I should try and find some Sherlock-esque wallpaper print for my next pair of Shakespearean knee-breeches... after all, one can never have too many.