This season I will miss:
Mrs. Conroy's fudge
Mrs. Ruth's potato latkes
Bill's knockout eggnog
Uncle Augusts' rendition of Silent Night (in Swahili)
Russ' irreverent, ribald version of
The Night before Christmas (Santa blushed), on Christmas morning.
To you and all whom you hold dear, heavenly Holidays.
Joyously, Ms. Edna