Mega spam - graceless waste.
Out of Babylon - much discussed - palm greasing.
Silky smooth - political panel - flowing oil and gas party.
Serendiptious – never ending – pan satanism.
Mind wrecking – money making - voter register.
Moeso gothic - naphthyl methyl ketone.
Mid Victorian - night warbler.
Mild spoken - mildly savored - zero valued -West Coast old timer.
Bathsheba - man eating - neutral position - day nurse.
Evening trumpet flower - double loaded.
Heart burdened - chicken hazard.
Garter snake - day husbandman.
Hand fire - stomach filling - shaft horsepower.
(Haven't had one of these in ages! Spammers getting less creative?)
You beat me to it! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI'm a big fan of the poetic subject lines:
ReplyDelete"Your money, mouse-eared",
"Your health, one-humped" and so on.
Although "Your future, obstacle race" was perhaps a little close to the bone.
Yes, you beat us to it, thank you.
Hilarious post,frenchtoast! That would be just about the best gravestone memorial ever. People would stop and stare and scratch their heads then wander away, muttering that line beneath their breaths, unable to stop. You’d be the first dead person to go viral, ever.
ReplyDeleteBlah what is this Poop wut?
ReplyDeleteYour bed is empty? Maybe you should enlarge your little friend.
ReplyDeleteA winning notification! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteHere is my most winning notification-
ReplyDelete“just sing-up and understand that your life was suxx before.”
I'm going to start a new religion.
But it does:spam.
ReplyDeleteAwesome post! best post I’ve read in a while. Such a simple idea beautifully executed.
ReplyDeleteI'm pink, therefore I'm spam.
ReplyDeleteI have but one:spam: to give my country
ReplyDeleteTHAT can never be said here!
Houston
ReplyDeleteTranquility Base
the:spam:has landed
I'll be:spamed
ReplyDeleteLET THEM EAT…:spam?
ReplyDeleteFrankly, my dears, I don't give a : spam-
ReplyDeleteI have seen the enemy, and it is : spam.
That depends on what your definition of:spam is.
ReplyDeleteThe devil may tempt men
ReplyDeletebut:spam tempts the devil
Touché
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